*sing to the tune of the blue’s clues theme song*

I am going to Fort Gordon.

I am going to Fort Gordon.

I am going to Fort Gordon.

To get super laid, YAY!

But for real, in two weeks, I hop on a big ol’ jet airliner (here’s to you Steve Miller), and take a mini vacation for four or five days, and see my hunk of a husband. 

I’m ten pounds down from when he seen me last.  Basically, I’m a hot piece of ass, and um…..yeah. 

★ Posted 10 months ago
#i may or may not be three white russians in at this point #okay i am #but nobody really thought otherwise did they? #no #i thought not #army wife #milso #fuuuuuck yeah .